I bought a $2,000 folding phone. It arrives December 23rd. I'll be in my Christmas PJs, holding vigil by the mailbox. (Yep, a moment of silence for my 12 Pro Max). So, Merry Christmas to me. For that price, it should fold laundry and stop me from sending “Just checking in!” to someone who has clearly checked out. Here’s the feature I actually want: “You have checked this person’s message 14 times. Go outside.” I would pay for that. Apple and Samsung, you’ve spent years mak
