Rated R: A Dating Sunday Trailer for Adults Who Mean It

(with love from Andrea, a movie and film festival addict!)

[MOVIE TRAILER VOICE — dramatic, playful, absurdly confident]

🎬 This Sunday… January 4… when the apps light up like Times Square and everyone suddenly “knows what they want”…one profile appears…not to waste time…but to steal hearts and make plans.

IN A WORLD FULL OF:

·        “Hey” (no punctuation, no ambition)

·        “Just seeing what’s out there” (sir, this isn’t the zoo)

·        and selfies taken in the passenger seat of a car like it’s a sacred place…

SHE IS:

✨ emotionally available

✨ delightfully witty

✨ fully grown (with receipts)

✨ and dangerously good at choosing a great restaurant

THE PLOT: She has a full life—friends, fun, goals, and a calendar that isn’t begging for attention.But she’s missing one thing: a co-star with charm, consistency, and a pulse.

THE QUIRKS (rapid-fire montage):

🎞️ She laughs loud.🎞️

She makes a mean dinner and an even meaner comeback.

🎞️ She believes affection is a lifestyle.

🎞️ She thinks “communication” is foreplay

🎞️ She can flirt and follow through. (Rare. Valuable. Possibly extinct.)

THE TWIST: She’s not here to text for 19 days and then “circle back.”She’s here for chemistry you can feel and a first date that happens in real life—like adults… with shoes on.

THE VILLAIN: Low effort. Mixed signals.And anyone who says, “I’m not on here much.”(Then why are you in my movie, sir?)

THE LOVE INTEREST: You: kind, confident, a little cheeky, and capable of making a plan without forming a committee.Bonus points if you can handle playful banter and still be a gentleman.

THE CHALLENGE: If you’re brave… message me with ONE of these:

1.     your most underrated date idea

2.     your “small luxury” (espresso? jazz? a perfectly chilled martini?)

3.     the one thing you refuse to tolerate in 2026 (besides bad lighting)

COMING SOON: A first date where we both leave thinking…“…Okay. That was dangerously fun.”

📽️ Rated R for: grown-up chemistry, bold intentions, and absolutely zero interest in time-wasters.

Tagline: This year… we’re not “seeing what’s out there.” We’re choosing what’s in.

Yes, you may “steal” this profile from me and make it your own!  I wrote one like this Monday for a 58-year-old client and she’s getting lots of responses---from extremely dateable guys! (As I mentioned earlier, I am a film addict---from the local theater to Sundance for over 30 years to the Cerevino CineMountain held at the base of the Matterhorn).

Happy New Year's Eve my dear friends!

Love, Andrea